Shitty Food
SmartOnes Morning Express Stuffed Breakfast Sandwich
01 year ago
by Cyclone
in Shitty Food
In an effort to rid myself of man boobs, I’ve been trying to eat food that’s healthier. Luckily for me, there is food out there that has the appeal of the bad for you high fat shit that I usually like to eat but with lower calories. Some of it is tasty but by and large, majority of it tastes like cardboard or looks pretty disgusting.
The SmartOnes Morning Express Stuffed Breakfast Sandwich fits most of those categories above. Having a name that is an absolute mouthful, it’s unfortunate that the meal itself isn’t as it’s name implies. Or is it? Let’s find out.
From the picture on the packaging, it’s a little hard to tell what you get exactly. It’s definitely stuffed already but full of what? The text says that it’s egg whites, cheese, turkey bacon and veggies. The pictures do make it look pretty delicious but pictures can be deceiving….
Bagel Bites aren’t really as advertised
01 year ago
by Cyclone
in Shitty Food
Aside from being half pizza/half bagel, the Ore Ida are barely edible and just slightly below gas station quality food.
What really sucks is after eating the little tray of 9 bagel bites pictured above, I’m still hungry.
Kroger microwavable 1 minute bacon cheeseburger
41 year ago
by Cyclone
in Shitty Food
O hai, I can has a cheeze burger from microwave in 60 seconds? Kroger seems to think it’s a good idea and I find out if the $1.79 price tag from the frozen food isle is worth it. Browsing the grocery store a few days ago, I came across this tasty looking but probably very disgusting gem. I thought “who the fuck would ever buy this, that’s just retarded!”
